
The Centipede
There is a creature in the sink. It has about 50 legs on each side of its long, light brown, bendy body with tiny hairs that look like peach fuzz. The devil has come for me…

Apologetic beef jerky
We should have given into the hotdogs. I’m not sure why they taste so good when you’re camping, but they always do. It must be all the fresh air and primitive cooking. We are back in our beloved North Country.